Out of the mouths of moms


Was that sound a child’s head hitting the wall? Yeah, I thought so.


Leave me alone for two minutes. I gotta poop.


You should be able to laugh AND carry dishes at the same time.


Girls do not pee standing up!


I heard you, I heard you. I just simply don’t care.


If you can’t stop whining, then I’m turning on the Tejano.


Do you want some kava-kava root? You sure?


Nobody needs phone books anymore! It’s just a big trash book.

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