Out of the Mouths of Moms

“We all get wedgies. But we can’t just stick our hands down the back of our panties when we do.”

“If you need to puke, just puke in the grass. Homeless people do it all the time.”

“We do not cry about airplanes. Unless we’re on one and it’s about to crash.”

To the 19 month old…”One of these days you’re going to have to stop crying all the time. You’re almost two years old for goodness sake!”

“I’m not telling you not to be generous, but please stop giving your stuff away.”


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