Out of the Mouths of Moms


You are about as impatient as…. SOMETHING THAT DOESN’T HAVE ANY PATIENCE!!


I can take you out. I am meaner than you, I am stronger than you, and I am meaner than you.


I’m going to get some coffee, you weirdo!


Who is this mommy person you keep talking about? She sounds awesome.


You do not pee on the swing set! Come on!


BAD IDEA! BAD IDEA! BAD IDEA! BAD IDEA! (As I was running to the swing set to get Brittany off of the scooter that her and Mikey had put at the top of the fort.)